What did I say?
Me: So baby, tell me, what's your hottest fantasy? What really trips your trigger?
Him: I dunno, anything.
Me: Anything? Really?
Him: yeah, sure.
Me: I know a twelve inch strap-on that says you're lying.
**click**
Welcome, to the real side of the phone fantasy industry. Amusing, sophomoric,perverse and intriguing. If you've ever been a caller, please take no offense. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at your most secret sexual idiosyncrasies.
Me: So baby, tell me, what's your hottest fantasy? What really trips your trigger?
Him: I dunno, anything.
Me: Anything? Really?
Him: yeah, sure.
Me: I know a twelve inch strap-on that says you're lying.
**click**
4 comments:
Thanks. What's this world coming to when a wild and crazy kinda guy can be scared of but a simple
foot o' fun?
I used to say "I know a little donkey named Ferdinand who says you're lying" but once in a while I'd get a caller who showed a little too much interest and I'd suddenly find myself explaining that I'm not actually allowed to do "those kinds of calls."
*LOL* I love it! You're just hysterical. :D I just love reading your blog.
Why thank ya ma'am, I aim to please. :)
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