Sometimes I don't know my own strength
Me: Hi, this is Tessa, who's this?
Him: Umm.. I'm Bob.
Me: Hi Bob, how are ya doing tonight?
Him: Uh.. good I guess.
Me: Just good? We'll have to work on that. Where are you calling from?
Him: Georgia
Me: Georgia? I love Georgia! I was eating a Georgia peach last night.
Him: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, her name was Maggie. She was sweet and juicy.
Him: oh, mmm, ooh, oooooh, oooooooooooh...
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11 comments:
LOL~way to go!!
Hehe. So good. So baaaaaaad.
;)
DTG xxoo
Ow. I could so be him.
Luckily, I get to hear someone else go down in flames from the safety of a blog.
: )
Hilarious!
Kristi: Thank you
PT: I just left your LJ. Brilliant observations today.
Bobbiwmac: You're secrets safe with me, and the couple hundred other people visiting this Blog.
Mad: Sure, but when I'm bad I'm better
PBF: Thanks. Glad to see you survived your late shift.
MarriedMan: For you babe... anything. And might I add, I beleive your Blog is the more disgusting things I've seen on this vast internet, and I'm sure you'll take that as the compliment it's intended to be.
After what I assume must have been years of practice and careful cultivation, you are truly, a master of the repulsive. I tip my hat to you sir.
QB: Thanks
I've just finished reading the archives and I have to say I love your blog. Thanks for the laughs. I'll be checking back regularly.
...now if I can just remember what I was searching Google for in the first place...
Wow.....this stuff is hilarious! I will definitely be reading this on the daily.
Abby: Thanks, I'll be looking forward to hearing from you again.
Allupinhere: Thanks to you as well. Now, if I can just think of something to write on the daily.
I love peaches! Love your blog too. I will be back daily to see what intersting stories you will have next. Thanks for the smile.
LadyBug
Ladybug: I love Ladybugs, so we're even. and thank you.
TheDeepEnd: Cheesy doesn't even begin to descibe it ;p
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