Public Service Announcement
For those times when you're tempted to use your phone to call a sex line, place an order for an inflatable love doll, or even to just to ask your pharmacist about the best cure for head lice, please keep the following important reminder by the phone.
Warning: All Calls May Be Monitored because our president doesn't hink he needs a warrent.
Last year, nearly 30,000 Americans learned only when they tried to fly that they'd been mistakenly placed on terror watch lists. If you haven't flown recently, you too may be one of the lucky thousands who have yet to discover your status as a threat to the country's safety.
On the bright side, since you're going to miss your flight anyway, you may take the time to convince the cute chick with the wand at the security gate that you're an international man of mystery.
Woo hoo! Cavity search!!!!!
1 comment:
Thank god I live in Australia!
Cept I got stopped three days ago at the airport (i was seeing someone off not flying myself) for an EpiPen in my handbag. My EpiPen is my emergency medicinal epinephrin syringe. I MUST have it on my at all times. Its not really a syringe either - the needle is buried inside a tube and is released automatically after approx 30secs once i twist the top so that it makes a certain number of ticks. Once the syringe has injected into my muscle it goes back inside the tube. Its less than 1cm long.
yeah - i'm a REAL terrorist threat.
(Funniest thing: i was carrying Mace too - they' didn't pick that up!)
Cuddleslut
PS: ok - i'm curious. What is on the list of A - Z oddest jobs. I'd really appreciate it if you could forward that to me. My email is in my profile. & welcome back. we've missed you!
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