America's Oddest Jobs... Not a Rim Or A Blow To Be Found

A friend of mine forwarded an A to Z list of America's oddest jobs. I've done five of them.

I'm not sure if I feel enriched or unnerved.

Surprisingly, phone sex was not on the list. While I'm not one to say phone sex is, in and of itself odd, certainly talking to a man about how long he should heat the cantaloupe he's just scooped a penis sized hole into can't possibly be considered the norm.

I'd like to thank everyone who has been patient with me while I post so infrequently. Your attention is both flattering and appreciated.