I read the news today. Oh boy!
In India, where pornography is illegal, men caught watching the illicit flicks are being sentenced to do sit ups and make a public pledge never to watch the smut again.
Want the details? Read it for yourself. I ain't yer nanny. (though I've played one on the phone)
Now, I'm just gonna throw this out there, but maybe something similar would work to control obesity in America. We have the fattest people and the largest porn industry, there's got to be the potential for a tie in. Besides guys jacking off to workout tapes I mean.
I'm seeing a new national health craze "Mastercize." Soon enough Richard Simmons will have BBWs Sweatin to the Pornos.
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that one chick...what's her name... dennis rodman's ex... she has a smut exercise tape.
BBW's sweating to porn with Richard Simmons...ok, that's a mental image that I could have gone all day without having.
I love it! That ties in perfectly to an idea I had a while back. I want to start a self improvement seminar that teaches people how to make money in porn and then invest it in real estate. I'm calling it 'How to Suck Seed and Buy Property'. I don't know, just a thought...
Ho: Hmmmm... the Strippercize one?
MM: OK, I know I drew first blood when I mentioned Richard Simmons and the BBWs, but did you have to bring Carrot top into it? {{{shudder}}}
Shansu: yeah, and now I'm sorry I did it too. That karma worked fast.
QB: TY
Mr_G: OK, that was fuckin funny.
You know, I've seen punks jerk, (some in intimate situations, others just because they thought it was a neat party trick)and surprisingly, even the most rough looking punk, all pierces, tattoos and brandings, was very gentle when he had his penis in his hand.
Admittedly,there was no music playing that I can recall.. maybe a little Screeching Weasel or The Devil Dogs would changed the mood.
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