So, I'm talking to a guy with three testicles:

And I'm all like "dude, you got an extra ball."

And he's all like "yeah, I know."

And I'm like "seriously?"

And he's all "do people often lie to you about the number of testicles they have?"

And so I'm like "well, I'm pretty sure a lot of them add inches to the the length."

And he's like "I think that's a little different."

And he was right. It is.