Thursday, May 26, 2005

Truism of the day

A man with his hand on his penis does NOT bring up subjects that turn him off. If he asks a yes or no question, he probably wants to hear a yes.

"Do you have big breasts?"

"Yeah, they're a nice full 36 DD"

"Do you shave?"


"Oh yes, nice and neat baby"


"Do you ever get kinky?"


"Yeah baby, I love it wild"


"Have you ever watched your father in the shower?"

"NO NO NO!!! In the name of all things decent NO!!!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i just heard this in training last week! so very true...

Anonymous said...

"Have you ever watched your father in the shower?"

Ewwww! No! Make it stop! Sick and wrong! Make it stop!