Sunday, May 03, 2009

Mastubating Green

For years I've been what I consider to be an eco-friendly masturbator. I've reduced by switching to a plug-in vibrator, and frankly WOW.. wouldn't go back. By doing so, I single handedly eliminated thousands of batteries from being put into out landfills.

Before that, I reused. When a vibe died, I would keep it in the vibrator graveyard that was my nightstand drawer, knowing eventually I would use it to frankenstein a new vibe out of the old ones.

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