Sexy Skirt
Me: Hi, this is Lara, who's this?
Him: What kind of skirt are you wearing?
Me: Poodle.
Him: Poodle?
Me: Yes, poodle.
Him: What do you mean, poodle?
Me: I mean I'm wearing a poodle skirt. It's a skirt... with a poodle.
Him: Like one of those old fashioned things?
Me: Yes, just like one of those old fashioned things.
Him: You're not really wearing a skirt are you?
Me: How did you guess?
Him: {{{{Click}}}}
(Next time I'll tell him it's a grass skirt and see if I fare any better.)
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