Talk about phoning it in...

I found a new sex toy for you!

Ok, maybe not the kind you're thinking of. It's a chatterbot, and you can now chat online anytime with my vacuous alter-ego.

Go ahead, she's right there at the top of the right hand column.

Here----------->

Go on. You know you wanna.

She may not be as stimulating as a venus butterfly vibrator, but if you ask the right questions, she can be penetrating none-the-less.

Enjoy.






I'm a geek.