Sunday, May 29, 2005

In The Interest of Science

Based on a scientific survey of 25 callers tonight, I have determined that approximately 88.47% of American men have penises larger than eight inches, 7.69% have penises larger than ten inches, and 3.84% have wee little winkies and want me to laugh at them.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That would be because none of them have read that little tiny sign on the mirror that says "objects in mirror appear larger than they are".

Any most men "think" they are bigger than they actually are (or an x has lied to them to stroke their ego).

Anonymous said...

I still do not understand SPH and find it unreasonably difficult to perform.
"You want me to mock you?"
"Yeah. Oh, yeah."
"What? Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Yeah!"
"...All right."