Friday, September 29, 2006

Why ask why?

I've on occasion been asked why I would do phone sex for a living.

To be honest, I don't do it for a living, it's more of a hobby. Which is not to say I'm getting off while I do it, but that entertains me by lettiing me have an amusing glimpse into some men's psyches.

There's that, but I really just wanted to see the look on the auditor's face when I claim vibrators as a legitimate business expense.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

I Just Don't Get To See Them AT Their Most Intelligent

Me: Sure, I can send you a pic of myself baby. Where would you like me to send it?

Him: Number five Elm Street, Springfield.

Me: Ok, well hun, what’s your email address?

Him: There isn’t one, I live in a house.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Friday, September 22, 2006

My good deed for the day

In response to a request for links to other phone sex perator's blogs, I've found a list of directories which allow you to search for adult blogs by category (BBW, Tranny, hardcore, etc.) Manny operators list their blogs on these directories.

Here ya go puddin's;

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Do You Want To Know What I Do When I'm Feeling A Little Kinky?

Sometimes, not often, but every once in a while, when I'm feeling a little bit freaky, I talk about thinks that have nothing to do with sex.

I've started a Blog over at MySpace for those days. You can find it at

Go.. Laugh... Be my friend.


Saturday, September 09, 2006

The advertising think-tank is filled with intellectual guppies

I normally prefer to stay away from the war between the sexes. They usually end up being ugly accusations which cite extreme examples of behavior as a justification for the attack of half the population. It’s ridiculous and the attacker ends up looking more foolish than the attacked.

That said...

Some men are so fucking stupid I could have an aneurism just thinking about it!
There’s an old truism in advertising that says simply "sex sells." Let me be the first to raise my hand and testify to the truthiness (I love you, Stephen Colbert) of this statement.
The heavily male dominated advertising industry has been pitching sexy ads to the heavily male dominated executive businesspeople almost since mass media and branding were created. For the most part, it’s been a great success.

An new study conducted by three University of Florida professors is saying that for women, the theory is a falsehood.

The study showed women who were shown advertisements featuring attractive female models and asked to both categorize the type of beauty the model represented (classic feminine, sensual exotic, trendy, cute, girl next door, and sex kitten) and rate their level of response from bored to interested.

The data showed that the more sexually charged the model seemed, the less interested the women were. The conclusion? Sex does not sell to women.

OK, here’s a pop quiz who can see what is wrong with this statement? They were basing their conclusion on the responses of women to images of attractive *women*. No study was done based on the responses of women to sexy men.

Now, I don’t know if the studies participants were surveyed on their sexual orientation, but presumably, it was the same 90% heterosexual as the rest of the population.
So let’s analyze this equation. We are heterosexual women who aren’t attracted to images of sexy women, ergo, sex does not attract us in advertising.

And the Diet Coke guy had no part in boosting sales of Diet Coke that year. And Fabio’s books sold so well because he was a really brilliant author. (I said that sarcastically, but really, Pirate was a great book.)
For decades, Advertisers have been pitching sexy women in advertisements to women, hoping to entice the buyers to emulate the models. But the first rule of communication is to know your audience. Before we ever picked up a magazine telling us what products we want, society taught us not to be whores.

Damn society.

It took three PHDs to figure out that I really don’t want to buy toothpaste from a Victoria’s Secret model. How many of them will it take to figure out I’d buy any freaking floorwax you’re selliing if you just put Keanu Reeves’ half naked body on the kitchen floor.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Small Penis Prevention Day.. Spread The Word!

It's here at last! I know you've been waiting. The 1st annual Small Penis Prevention day is finally here.

Mistress V has decided to take matters into her own hands and cull the herd of underendowed men through the use of tagging, tattooing, and branding to mark these men as unfit for procreation. She also supports the use of chastity devices and sterilization to prevent these men from passing on the puny-peter gene.

Show your support, visit he site today and learn what you can do to prevent small penises.