Why ask why?

I've on occasion been asked why I would do phone sex for a living.

To be honest, I don't do it for a living, it's more of a hobby. Which is not to say I'm getting off while I do it, but that entertains me by lettiing me have an amusing glimpse into some men's psyches.

There's that, but I really just wanted to see the look on the auditor's face when I claim vibrators as a legitimate business expense.