Friday, August 18, 2006

Trapped In Chocolate?

The AP wire released a story about a Kenosha Wisconsin man who fell into vat of chocolate. The poor bastard was stuck until rescue workers could blend in enough cocoa butter to thin the goo to a workable consistancy.

I'm smelling a new fetish hitting the phones.

Oh wait, that's mine.

3 comments:

DragonBaby said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
DragonBaby said...

Add some coffee for the worlds biggest mocha!
Actually, with all the cocoa butter, I'm willing to bet he has incredibly soft, supple skin for the next few days.


P.S.
Deleted previous comment due to typo ;-P

Gern said...

Geez, and here I thought the punchline was that the guy drank 300 gallons before they got him out..