Monday, January 16, 2006

Slipping in the side door as if I've been here all along

OK, it's been a while. I'm not normally prone to disappearing for months at a time, but I do tend to move on with other creative venues for a while.

I may not have been Blogging lately, but I've been keeping myself busy. You see, I've been knitting dildo cozies for friends. I can't very well type and knit at the same time now can I?

Sadly, that's not a joke. I don't have the patience for sweaters and I have all the hats, scarves, and mittens a body could ask for. It was either cozies or doilies, and doilies are just.. well, doilies.

It wasn't all small projects for me though. The cozy for Barney the Purple Dildo-saur requires a full skein of yarn and a week of knitting...

Anyway, I thought I'd welcome you all back to my Blog with this little bit of news on the sexual front:

The results of a recent study done by a sexologist in Italy show that couples with a television in their bedroom have half as much sex as couples without one. Clearly, they don't watch the same movies I do.

The study showed that some shows were more likely to impede sex than others. Violent images, for instance, were more likely to turn-off half of all couples.

Conversely, reality shows actually turned on a third of all couples... Forget figging, when The Amazing Race revs your engine, you're KINKY!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow funny that I stumble back to your blog and you finally post again. Good to see you back although I'm not sure you remember any of us :)

Operator15 said...

Of course I remember you. You're the um, the uh.. the quiet chick. And you're a beauty too.

See? How could you think I'd forget?

(If you were a guy on the phone I'd be changing the subject so fast.. "Oh yeah baby, I remember you. I had fun with you. Why don't you do that to me again?" In the mean time, I'm flipping through my notebooks looking for details on him.)

Katrina Ray-Saulis said...

I think that watching violent movies in my house would probably cause me to have MORE sex... Then again, I'm not your average lesbian...

DragonBaby said...

And Barney & I truely appreciate your lovely knitting talents ;)

Anonymous said...

I want a dildo cozie! :D

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